Have you seen the Quizno’s commercials where someone eats a $5 bill?
If not, check it out for yourself here:
Yeah, the commercial is lame. But what makes the commercial sad is that underneath the money-eating old lady they had to put “Dramatization. Do not attempt.”
If you’re so dumb that this commercial makes you eat your own money, you deserve to starve to death.
Protecting money from morons since 2008,