Have you seen the Quizno’s commercials where someone eats a $5 bill?
If not, check it out for yourself here:
Yeah, the commercial is lame. But what makes the commercial sad is that underneath the money-eating old lady they had to put “Dramatization. Do not attempt.”
If you’re so dumb that this commercial makes you eat your own money, you deserve to starve to death.
Protecting money from morons since 2008,

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July 16, 2008 at 11:01 pm
bethany leigh shady
anything is better than those fucking “five dollar foot long” subway commercials though
July 17, 2008 at 10:41 pm
Justin Shady
Subway is GROSS. Their restaurants smell like an oniony armpit.