The following is a real IM conversation I had with my sister at 1:13 AM:

Sister of Tender Branson says: u still up?

Tender Branson says: yap

Sister of Tender Branson says: i just wanted to let you know

Sister of Tender Branson says: that i just farted and got a poopstain

Sister of Tender Branson says: hahahaha!

Tender Branson says: HAHAHAHAHA!

Tender Branson says: oh, man

Sister of Tender Branson says: my undies are hanging from the towel rack

Yeah… we’re close like that.

-Shady

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