I love The King.
Rarely do I eat there, but whoever handles Burger King’s marketing campaigns should be given a goddamn Nobel Peace Prize.
Their newest campaign? Whopper Virgins!
Check it out.
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December 5, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Tiggins
I wonder if that food ran thru them as fast as it runs thru me.
Not only the quick digestion, but the instant blockage to their once pristine hearts.
December 5, 2008 at 8:42 pm
jshady
I was wondering about that. Like, can you imagine:
We gave Tabongo the Aborigine a Whopper! And he shit his brains out and then DIED!!!