Because if you don’t, you just missed Neil Patrick Harris saying, “I love this burger so much I wanna sew my ass shut.”
And now Regis Philbin just did a cameo and screamed, “Daddy needs his meat!”
Fucking. Awesome.
Am I a writer for that show?
THE SITE OF JUSTIN SHADY + WAYNE CHINSANG
Because if you don’t, you just missed Neil Patrick Harris saying, “I love this burger so much I wanna sew my ass shut.”
And now Regis Philbin just did a cameo and screamed, “Daddy needs his meat!”
Fucking. Awesome.
Am I a writer for that show?
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January 27, 2009 at 6:50 am
Jamie
Holy Moley. That is good shit.
I saw a t-shirt yestreday that I MUST buy:
MEAT IS MURDER.
(picture of hamburger)
I MUST HAVE A DOUBLE HOMICIDE.
January 27, 2009 at 11:07 am
Serb Hall McCartney
When I love something, I never want to sew my ass shut. I mean, yeah, I hear what he’s saying– he doesn’t want to poop it out. But is the burger worth dying from toxic shock for?
January 27, 2009 at 11:27 am
Bob Steib
This has been a consistantly great show that me and the girls
have been watching from the start. We had to watch because any
show with a Buffy alum, Ann Marie has to watch.
Glad to hear you it is getting better ratings.
Bob
January 27, 2009 at 2:51 pm
jshady
Milan, it’s an ass, not a vagina. Only vaginas can get toxic shock; asses get tox-ass shit syndrome.
And Bob, I definitely like this show. I wasn’t big on it at first, but it’s grown on me. And Doogie is the shit.
January 27, 2009 at 2:52 pm
jshady
And Jamie, that shirt is SWEET! Makes me want one! The shirt, AND THE DOUBLE BURGER! A Thurman!
January 27, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Denise DuVernay
that exact line is the reason why i didn’t want to watch it last night (see, cuz it was a repeat). ah, justin, we are so alike and so different.
January 27, 2009 at 5:28 pm
jshady
Wait… you didn’t want to watch it because it had a HILARIOUS LINE? I’m so confused.
January 27, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Tiggins
you ever wanna punch somebody through a comment?
Just askin’.
January 27, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Tiggins
I’m sorry, that had nothing to do with your post, but I did see the episode and am wondering if all the men wanting NPH’s ass fainted from fear of not being able to have that ass.
January 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm
jshady
Tim, we should start a World War that ONLY takes place in the comments section of blogs!
And I love that you called him NPH! OMG! LOL!
HIV is the new OMG.