I’m sure you’ve seen the ads/commercials for this cinematic nightmare:
Well, if you look really closely at Matthew McConaughey’s eyes they’re a little… jacked. Like one of them is more open than the other, and he’s staring at me in a creepy, sleepy-eyed grin.
Here, check it out for yourself:
Did he have a stroke? Or did they just happen to use an image where one of his eyes wasn’t entirely open? And, if so, couldn’t they have fixed it in Photoshop? I mean, they can put Brad Pitt’s face on a baby’s body, but they can’t open Matthew McConaughey’s eye for him?!?
Christ… don’t stare at it too long. It’s making me want to kill… again.
The only good movie starring Matthew McConaughey is… well, nothing,
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April 29, 2009 at 6:06 pm
jesus satan
“The only good movie starring Matthew McConaughey is… well, nothing,”… uhhh, clearly you’re forgetting The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (also starring Renee Zelwegger) and Dazed and Confused. sigh… McConaughey had so much potential, and he squandered it by making millions and millions of romantic comedy dollars.
April 30, 2009 at 11:36 am
Josh Peters
Dazed and Confused…
I liked Reign of Fire, too.
He was dandy in Tropic Thunder.
He needs to get away from wedding movies.
Who watches this shit?
honestly?