From fucked-up news stories to funny YouTube clips, a lot of you guys have passed me some good links over the past few weeks.
But rather than commit a new “Blarg” post for each one, I’ve decided to just make one big post here of everything. A “Blarg” potpourri, if you will.
First, here’s a trailer for Roland Emmerich’s “2012″. I can just see the pitch meeting for this:
Columbia Pictures: So, what’s your one-sentence pitch?
Roland: Everyone dies!
Columbia Pictures: Who’s in it?
Roland: John Cusack!
Columbia Pictures: Push this into production yesterday, motherfucker!
Oh, man…. That’s gonna be a laugh riot.
Next up, a great commercial for Luvs Diapers. I’m not kidding.
Here’s a great story from a few months ago about Woody Harrelson, a photographer, and a… zombie?
And lastly, here are a few good overdubs for a couple of infomercials we’re all too familiar with:
And I’ll leave you with this:
Thanks to Frank, Pauly and Marla for sending these along.
Grab-bag,
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June 24, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Brian Battle
2012: subtle, nuanced.
June 24, 2009 at 5:24 pm
paulyspooner
2012 can’t be any worse that the one where he was stuck in a hotel room, or the one where he was stuck in a motel room, or anything he has ever been in, apart from when he was in John Malkovich…which was ok.
June 24, 2009 at 8:22 pm
jshady
“Better Off Dead”! The best Cusack movie ever!
June 24, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Katie
I want my two dollars!! haha
June 25, 2009 at 8:23 am
IJ Styles
three dollars for me… lol.. : )
June 26, 2009 at 1:40 pm
decker
That Roland sure does like to end the world in his fancy picture shows doesn’t he?
It just looks like a series of people running away from inevitable death. At least running from a collapsing building is a bit more plausible than running away from COLD AIR as in “The Day After Tomorrow”
I say skip it and go see “the Road” for your end of the world fix.
June 30, 2009 at 9:47 am
Frank Cvetkovic
DECISION! Stop giving Shady all the good shit and post it on my own damn blog.
June 30, 2009 at 11:08 am
Ralph-
WAIT! 2012 is co-written by the composer of the film? Is this going to be a Fantasia of Distruction?! God, i hope so. Speaking of God, did you see the crack split between God and Adam? that is symbolism.