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April 28, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Bethany Shady
yaaaay! and yes, you ARE bald.
April 28, 2010 at 12:31 pm
jshady
BOO, BEN KONOP!
April 28, 2010 at 12:36 pm
casinoskunk
liar.
April 28, 2010 at 12:37 pm
casinoskunk
Of all of the Cafe Press items, the Mug and the Messenger Bags are the best quality products.
April 28, 2010 at 3:09 pm
llisa
well since you brought it up…
(gosh I hope this isn’t rude, it’s truly not meant to be)
Just loose the head sweater-vest already!
The wrap around does no one any good. You can’t see it and people standing behind aren’t fooled by the illusion. It’s a waste of shampoo.
You are a handsome man and partial hair just distracts from this fact.
Summer is a great excuse to get some naked head going on so have a stiff drink, get your girl to lather you up and SET YOURSELF FREEEEE!
Sometimes only a stranger can be so honest…
you’re welcome…
April 28, 2010 at 3:26 pm
jshady
Oh, believe me, I’m usually FULLY BALD. I shave my head regularly with clippers; hell, sometimes I even do it right down to the scalp with a straight razor. Been doing it for more than five years now.
With that being said, I love the bald. Sure, every once in awhile I think it would be cool to have a nice pompadour or something, but for the most part I’m totally down with it.
You know why? It’s cheap. I haven’t paid for a haircut LITERALLY since 1995. Seriously. I also save a ton on shampoo and conditioner. I just use a bar of soap on my whole noggin. So yeah, I’d like the OPTION, but even if I could grow it out I honestly don’t think I would all that often. It’s too much of a pain in the ass.
And your “sometimes only a stranger can be honest” comment… heh… you OBVIOUSLY don’t know my friends who remind me at every turn that I’m bald. That’s okay though, because they’re fat.
April 28, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Drew Linne
well of course she doesn’t know, she already said she’s a stranger.
April 28, 2010 at 3:27 pm
jshady
PS: I’m not handsome. I’m hot!
April 28, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Drew Linne
I was thinking of trying out the bald look in some future summer, but I don’t know if I am quite ready to part with my hair for three months solid.
plus I already did it when I was a nine year old. That’s the summer that everyone asked my family if I had cancer!
April 29, 2010 at 12:43 am
jshady
Did you?
April 29, 2010 at 6:11 am
Drew Linne
Nope
April 29, 2010 at 10:05 am
dwellephant
Drew, I once went totally bald, just to pull off a Halloween costume. (I wound up STAYING bald for over a year after that!)
Then again, I also ate a stick of butter for that costume.
April 29, 2010 at 11:32 am
jshady
HA! I have it on video!
April 29, 2010 at 12:00 pm
decker
When it starts to get thin, all you can do is give up and skin it, and hope your dome doesn’t look like a shar pai’s ass. Bald by choice since 2001.
April 29, 2010 at 4:23 pm
TWM71
I kinda think you look better as is. With the side hair. It gives a balance to your face, works with the old-school glasses, and makes your eyes stand out. (If anyone has any helpful hints on how that possibly could have sounded any *gayer*, please feel free to email me.)
At least it’s not a fucking comb-over,
TWM
May 1, 2010 at 6:40 am
jenea
Justin your received this great gift from your sister and Jorge???
May 1, 2010 at 5:11 pm
jshady
Nope! From Geronimo Jack’s Beard!
May 2, 2010 at 1:32 am
jenea
Hahha! You are funny! Maybe you don’t know…but….GJB it’s your sister and Jorge!
May 2, 2010 at 12:09 pm
jshady
WHAT?!?