…back in August 2009? Yeah… that was fun… ish.
Well, guess what Kathy’s sister got us for Christmas this year?
Yep. Another detox treatment. And today is Day One.
Yippee.
I’m apologizing to my toilet ahead of time,
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January 17, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Frank Cvetkovic
Man, Kathy’s sister must hate you guys…
January 17, 2011 at 2:15 pm
jshady
That’s what I’m starting to think.
January 17, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Cult Leader
It’s not you it’s the toilet.
January 17, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Bethany Shady
Man, I think I’d take offense if someone kept giving me something like that as a gift. Does she think you guys are toxic or something?
January 17, 2011 at 2:53 pm
jshady
I’m starting to think so!
January 17, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Dori Zori
It can’t be that bad if you crazy kids are doing it again, right???
January 17, 2011 at 2:52 pm
jshady
It’s pretty bad. You should try it out.
January 17, 2011 at 6:48 pm
jeremyrscott
WHY THE LIVING FUCK WOULD YOU GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN!?! Doesn’t she read your blog?
January 17, 2011 at 7:16 pm
jshady
Apparently not!
January 17, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Dan Wong
Lol Arbonne. I used to work at that craphole.
January 17, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Frank Cvetkovic
And now it’s about to work Shady’s craphole.
January 17, 2011 at 10:10 pm
jeremyrscott
At least you get a sweet water bottle that you can drink from later, and fondly remember the time you shit out your large intestine.
January 17, 2011 at 10:13 pm
jshady
HAHA!
January 18, 2011 at 7:43 am
doherty
all I can think about is a little floating shady head screaming ” my anus is bleeding!” ala’ rejected style
January 18, 2011 at 2:24 pm
jshady
Yeah, but that’s all you think about anyway.
January 19, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Maeve
It sounds like you are getting prepped for a colonoscopy! In fact my prep was not that bad and I know I was all sparkling clean inside because they gave me pictures!
Sorry that was not a detox treatment; it was a purge. The organ involved in detoxification is the liver not the colon. It sounds like you were just stressing your body for no good reason and depleting it of the very nutrients it needs for detoxification. Detox is something you need to think about all the time because toxins are around you all the time and they need to be dealt with as soon as they reach the liver not once a year. They don’t build up. They won’t wait for you. IMNSHO that stuff is dangerous.
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