…in response to this email I received from him last Friday:
Subject: WHAT THE FUCK?
I look forward to my daily “Blarg” and it really pisses me off when there is nothing new to read.
I don’t care if it’s a story about Mr. Fabulous farting, Kathy farting… whatever. I need my daily “Blarg!” I thought we would have gotten updates on your anal detox treatment… my bad, annual detox treatment. Just so you know, there are people out here in cyberspace who actually give a fuck about your daily doings. How sad is that?
So get out there and take pictures, post videos, or just write something about nothing. I don’t give a fuck; I’m bored at work.
Signed,
-Disgusted
Sorry for the delay in “Blarg” updates, but I’m really glad to hear that receiving updates on my sometimes senseless and mostly ridiculous life experiences is that important to some people.
You’re right, I do owe you all an update on our most recent detox treatment. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), there was nothing to report this time around. Even though we had to choke down that sludge for seven days in a row, neither Kathy nor I saw any change in our bathroom habits. This is probably due to the fact that the first treatment we did back in 2009 stripped everything out of us… including our intestines.
And now you know!
I promise to never leave you waiting for an update on our bowel movements for that long ever again.
Back in the saddle,
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January 31, 2011 at 12:25 pm
paulyS
Just so you know, I don’t care if you update the Blarg or not. I mean its not like I check it every day or something, which I totally don’t, so update, don’t update, whatever….
*lurks silently*
January 31, 2011 at 2:19 pm
doherty
Can we get that on a t-shirt?
January 31, 2011 at 4:08 pm
inkrefugestrategy
Does Uncle Kevin have a blog? I could go for a daily dose of that.
January 31, 2011 at 4:09 pm
casinoskunk
fucking spammers.
January 31, 2011 at 4:32 pm
jshady
He doesn’t! But maybe your comment will inspire him to start one.
January 31, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Doug
That blarg entry was da shit!
February 1, 2011 at 9:18 am
Bob Steib
I for appreciated that you didn’t give us graphic details of yours, or
your dog’s bowel movements. You uncle Kevin is weird. Maybe he should
start a blog on his movements each day. I am sure that would be thrilling.
He must not be a very good Packer fan because he didn’t even end his
complaint by saying, Go Packers.
Uncle Bob
February 1, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Robin
I am the “lucky” one married to said Uncle Kevin. HE IS OLD!!!!!!! Old people talk about pooping! Enough already! I live this every day. Could someone please SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is for Bob——–GO PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
February 1, 2011 at 7:04 pm
jshady
I’m young (or at least younger) and I love talking about poop, too! Must be a guy thing.