Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
Justin: “Do you like farts?”
Kevin: “I do. I could eat a fart.”
- Kevin Vogel (after many beers… and some whiskey), 4/23/11
I don’t think he was serious… I hope,
Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
Justin Shady: What’s your favorite thing about porno?
Long pause.
Erick Salomon: Enthusiasm.
- Erick Salomon, 3/4/11
He’s got a point,

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April 26, 2011 at 12:31 pm
llisa
Oh he probably was.
Guys and farts… sigh
I will never understand. (I hope)
April 27, 2011 at 9:10 am
Bob Steib
No matter how many movies immortalize them, farts are funny.
April 27, 2011 at 12:43 pm
jshady
You’re goddamn right they–FIRF!