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August 25, 2011 at 6:30 am
decker
Nice writing sir. However. Canadian snipers are the fucking shit. Some canuck has the world record head shot of over a mile and a half or 2540 meters if you’re fancy like that.
Their regular army could be a bunch of sissy pants.
August 29, 2011 at 6:33 pm
jshady
I knew that, actually! Although, right… one great sniper does not a great army make.
August 25, 2011 at 11:44 am
Kate C.
Ha! Best laugh out loud of the day: And he should build a time machine, travel back to 1982, and give his hairdo back to William Katt.
Who could the Greatest American Hero beat up?
Thanks for taking me back to high school this afternoon, believe it or not.
August 26, 2011 at 5:00 am
John
I enjoyed the article, as well. However, the Comic Book Guy in me would like to point out certain “errors” in your arguments. Everyone knows Doctor Octopus’ arms wouldn’t rust based on the unique metal they are made of. Iron Man is an alcoholic, true, but he’s been sober for years. The Howard the Duck “orgies” line is probably truer than you thought. He’s been with Beverly (a human) for years. While Captain (Mar-Vell) Marvel does has great hair along with those Nega-Bands, he was quite powerful before he died of cancer. And finally, you were spot-on about Stan. He’s immortal and awesome. Excelsior!
August 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm
jshady
He was so powerful that he died of cancer? Sounds fairly mortal to me.
August 29, 2011 at 4:50 pm
jshady
HA! No problem! Glad you dug it!
August 26, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Bob Steib
John and Justin, you both are missing the most important fact in the Ursula vs. Doc Oc battle. Dr. Octopus would drown if it was underwater. I knew Justin would have to bring up the no-pants when talking about the ducks because he is a pervert who notices things like that.
August 29, 2011 at 4:20 pm
jshady
Good point! Sometimes the most obvious things get past me.