Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
“It smells like a Band-Aid. It smells like a Band-Aid on a foot. It smells like a Band-Aid on a foot in a hospital.”
- Beth Shady, about Justin’s drink, 2/25/12
Not worth $12,

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February 27, 2012 at 5:17 pm
Joe Gibbs (@DharmaSub)
We lived in the Columbus Ohio area from 1995 through 2010. Did you get over to the concrete corn field in Dublin?
Joe
February 27, 2012 at 5:19 pm
jshady
You know, I didn’t! I knew of it, but I never got there. Never got to the giant picnic basket building either. What was that called again?
February 27, 2012 at 6:22 pm
C
The concrete corn sucks….mainly cause I know who designed it…and they suck.
February 27, 2012 at 6:25 pm
jshady
HAHAHAHA! Oh man… who designed it? Do I know them?
PS: I love that I know who this is but no one else does.
March 5, 2012 at 8:06 pm
Jamie bowers
I will send you a picture of me hugging the concrete corn. Please hold. And the band aid smell?! It’s a strong scotch or something, right? My friend ryan drinks a band aid smelling drink thatbfits her description, perfectly!
Longaberger,
Jamie
March 8, 2012 at 5:31 am
jshady
HAHA! Longaberger! That’s it!
I don’t know WHAT was in my drink. It was a mix of a lot of mess if you ask me.
Still waiting on that photo,
Shady