Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Löwenbräu Waiter: (setting Justin’s one-liter beer down) “One big beer.” (setting KB’s half-liter beer down) “One small beer.”

KB: “Come on, that’s a medium beer.”

Löwenbräu Waiter: “No, that’s a small beer. May I say what I think?”

KB: “Please.”

Löwenbräu Waiter: “That’s a pussy beer.”

- Löwenbräu Waiter, 2/9/13

I like the cut of his German jib,

-Shady