…one and the same. Two names, one writer, all retarded.

Justin Shady is a freelance writer who has written for “The Onion’s A.V. Club”, “Variety”, “Tastes Like Chicken”, “Milwaukee Magazine”, “Draft Magazine” and a bunch of others.

Wayne Chinsang is an editor/writer hybrid. He edited “Tastes Like Chicken” for nearly a decade and has numerous books published by Image Comics including “Heaven, LLC”, “Bad Ideas”, “The Roberts” and “Missing the Boat.” His two newest children’s books, “The Lava is a Floor!” and “I Beg Your Pardon”, will hit bookstores in August 2009.

Justin and Wayne like drinking the same beer, sleeping with the same woman and taking the same vacations.

They’re also co-owners of a female dog named Mr. Fabulous and a mentally-disturbed cat named Meatshake.