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…my mom sent KB and me a ransom letter!

Or, more accurately, a clue of the gift that awaits us back in Milwaukee when we come in for the holidays in December.

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I didn’t know she was still making music, let alone monster movies.

Hmmm...

How did my mom guess my wrestling name?!?

This would be sweet, but I'm guessing it's not accurate.

Well, someone’s going to Hell. HINT: It’s probably me.

Is that a WWE reference?

I don’t know what this means, but something tells me it A) is definitely illegal, and B) somehow involves Chris Hanson from To Catch A Predator.

Oh, no.

Ah-HA! Got it!

Ah. Got it.

Officially excited for December,

-Shady

In 2009, I gave you these.

In 2010, these.

In 2011, these.

In 2012, these.

And last year, I gave you these.

And now, with another year of Blarg headers behind us, I give you these:

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Six years down,

-Shady

Tiggins!

…and now I do.

Here’s a better look at the artwork.

On a t-shirt!

Thanks for the gift, brotha!

Hey! Pass me a t-shirt,

-Shady

He said we could pose doing something masculine. I told him I wasn't interested in being masculine.

…unless you get your photo taken with a man wearing a diaper and dressed as cupid. If that happens in Vegas, you must share it with the rest of the world.

He smelled like baby powder,

-Shady

The seeds aren't nearly as tasty.

…what?

Let’s carve ‘em,

-Shady

Vegas knuckleheads!

…sometimes known as Erik Rose and Matt Averhoff.

A better time could not have been had.

More later,

-Shady

Never meant to make your daughter cry.

I am for real,

-Shady

Red Line Crew!

Two Eriks,

-Shady

it’s worth knowing.

Thanks so much to Marla for sending this,

-Shady

…but unfortunately, I somehow managed to lose the AC adapter.

The hard drive itself doesn’t have the adapter’s specifications listed on it, so I emailed Sabrent’s tech support the following email:

From: Justin Shady
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2014 2:58 PM
To: support@sabrent.com
Subject: AC Adapter

I own this external HD.

Unfortunately, I lost the power/AC adapter. I’m trying to replace it, but I can’t figure out what the volts/amps are for this model. Is it possible to get that information from Sabrent so I can have it replaced? I have files on the drive that I desperately need to retrieve ASAP.

Any help would be appreciated.

Best,

Justin Shady

A couple hours later, I received this email:

On Oct 17, 2014, at 5:44 PM, helpdesk@sabrent.com wrote:

This video shows the power cord and its details.

To which I replied this:

Are you being serious right now? You send me a 16-minute video that someone else shot that shows an out-of-focus closeup of the adapter? THIS is what Sabrent’s answer to tech support is?

Who’s on the other end of this email, a lazy teenage boy replying to emails half-assed in between spank sessions in his mom’s basement? Sheesh.

Tell you what, I made a video for you to watch:

It’s of me being unimpressed with your solution. It’s only 20 seconds long, so you’ll have to watch it 48 times in a row for it to be as long and boring as the video you sent me a link to.

Hoping Sabrent is out of business soon,

-Shady

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