The seeds aren't nearly as tasty.

…what?

Let’s carve ‘em,

-Shady

Vegas knuckleheads!

…sometimes known as Erik Rose and Matt Averhoff.

A better time could not have been had.

More later,

-Shady

Never meant to make your daughter cry.

I am for real,

-Shady

Red Line Crew!

Two Eriks,

-Shady

it’s worth knowing.

Thanks so much to Marla for sending this,

-Shady

…but unfortunately, I somehow managed to lose the AC adapter.

The hard drive itself doesn’t have the adapter’s specifications listed on it, so I emailed Sabrent’s tech support the following email:

From: Justin Shady
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2014 2:58 PM
To: support@sabrent.com
Subject: AC Adapter

I own this external HD.

Unfortunately, I lost the power/AC adapter. I’m trying to replace it, but I can’t figure out what the volts/amps are for this model. Is it possible to get that information from Sabrent so I can have it replaced? I have files on the drive that I desperately need to retrieve ASAP.

Any help would be appreciated.

Best,

Justin Shady

A couple hours later, I received this email:

On Oct 17, 2014, at 5:44 PM, helpdesk@sabrent.com wrote:

This video shows the power cord and its details.

To which I replied this:

Are you being serious right now? You send me a 16-minute video that someone else shot that shows an out-of-focus closeup of the adapter? THIS is what Sabrent’s answer to tech support is?

Who’s on the other end of this email, a lazy teenage boy replying to emails half-assed in between spank sessions in his mom’s basement? Sheesh.

Tell you what, I made a video for you to watch:

It’s of me being unimpressed with your solution. It’s only 20 seconds long, so you’ll have to watch it 48 times in a row for it to be as long and boring as the video you sent me a link to.

Hoping Sabrent is out of business soon,

-Shady

AMERICAN GOTH!

…American Goth!

Strangely, when we went shopping for our outfits this was the bag they came in.

Freaky.

Weird.

Didn’t have to celebrate Halloween in November this year,

-Shady

…six people went to Disney World.

They may (or may not) look something like this.

Six Disney World weirdos.

Thanks to Mars for the scan,

-Shady

Maybe it's both.

Or milk.

Definitely one of those two,

-Shady

No, seriously... THEY! POOP! CANDY!

…for these awesome Monster Poopers!

They poop candy! I repeat: THEY! POOP! CANDY!

About to have a side of monster poop with my vodka,

-Shady

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