2012 was a great year for “The Blarg”…

…because in addition to finally breaking the half-million views mark, the site was also viewed by people in 174 countries!

High-five!

Thanks to everyone who helped make 2012 the biggest year yet for “The Blarg.” If you’re interested in learning more about what happened on the site in the last 365 days, click here.

On to 2013,

-Shady

PS: WordPress also keeps track of the site’s top commenters. Who clocked in with the most comments in 2012?

My mom is officially my biggest fan.

MAURY CRIPSMAS!

When it comes to newborn baby Jesus… you are not the father,

-Shady

If you’re able to read this after 5:11 AM (CST)…

…the Mayans were full of shit.

If you can’t read this… well, if that’s true who gives a shit, right?

I’m at peace either way,

-Shady

THE TREE! IS UP!

And so is the penis ornament,

-Shady

The neighbors never spoke a word about the Christmas Massacre of 2012…

…but the neighborhood was never the same again.

Christmassacre,

-Shady

Happy seventh birthday to Mr. Fabulous!

Another year older,

-Shady

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Yeah, it’s a day late but I still wanted to share,

-Shady

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

From all of us to all of you!

Sorry, but I probably won’t have Internet on the 31st,

-Shady

PS: Here’s an outtake.

Halloween 2012

In 2009, these were our Halloween costumes.

In 2010, we went as this.

And in 2011, we decided to dress up like this.

But this year, KB and I decided to cook up a nice batch of blue for Halloween.

And my dad couldn’t have been prouder.

Happy Halloween,

-Shady

Another year’s worth of headers from “The Blarg”!

In 2009, I gave you these.

In 2010, these.

And last year, I gave you these.

And now, with another year of Blarg headers behind us, I give you these:

Four years in the bag,

-Shady