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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

CUP O' MEAT!

QUOTE BOARD:

“You want a cup of meat?”

- Kathy, 8/16/14

She asks all the guys that,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “I always liked that guy. Admiral Ackbar. Oh, and Pussy Lips.”

Kathy: “Wait… that’s not a real character, is it?”

- Kathy, who has never seen Return of the Jedi before, 12/1/13

She’s a keeper,

-Shady

PS: In her defense, we were talking about Nien Nunb:

Pussy Lips

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Siri, will you kill our neighbors?”

- Kathy, 11/9/13

She values her sleep,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“I literally had corn in my nose.”

- Kathy9/8/13

She always makes Food Night interesting,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “Yeah! I’m killing it on Teen Jeopardy!”

Kathy: “Yeah! You’re thirty-something!”

- Kathy8/26/13

Still got this one wrong,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “Wonder why there’s security outside. To stop shitheads?”

Kathy: “Or babies.”

- Kathy2/16/13

She’s going to make a wonderful mother,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “Do you like meatloaf?”

Kathy nods.

Kathy: (singing) “Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear closer than they are! Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear closer than they are!”

Kathy, 1/13/13

Wrong meatloaf,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “Let me read you this email I just got: ‘I dislike the chance of marring this night like an old granny with her handicraft on her knees. I am young and sexy and I want your male attention. Do you wish me to be obedient and nice, or do you want me to get over you and make you moan with delight? Enjoy my profile to start with and contact me. Let us make this night absolutely mind-blowing!‘”

Kathy: “Is Bill writing you emails again?”

Kathy, 1/5/13

I wish Bill would send me emails like that,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“So… she’s no longer attached to her vagina?”

- Kathy, about the Queen in Aliens, 8/1/12

Actually… kind of, yeah,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Second grade. And no blowjobs for a full two months.”

- Kathy Bryja, 3/5/11

And the guesses start… now,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin Shady: What’s your favorite thing about porno?

Long pause.

Erick Salomon: Enthusiasm.

- Erick Salomon, 3/4/11

He’s got a point,

-Shady

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