You know you’ve got a good friend…

…when he offers to brush Mr. Fabulous’ teeth for you.

Dima the Dentist,

-Shady

It’s a little known fact that Mr. Fabulous was an extra in Stanley Kubrick’s last film, “Eyes Wide Shut.”

Her scene was cut,

-Shady

We found the reason for Mr. Fabulous’ weight gain…

…her addiction to 7-Eleven Big Gulps.

We need a Bloomberg intervention,

-Shady

For shame!

Earlier today, someone weighed in at over 80 pounds for the first time ever.

Mr. Fatbulous,

-Shady

30-Day Drawing Challenge: Day 2 – Favorite Animal

Last month, I said I was going to do this.

Here’s Day 2 (“Favorite Animal”):

Twenty-eight to go,

-Shady

In the past week, three of the five beasts living in this apartment…

…have visited the doctor or vet.

On Monday, Mr. Fabulous visited the vet for an eye irritation. It cost us $140.

On Tuesday, I got three wisdom teeth ripped out of my skull. That cost us $73. (Apparently, we have very good insurance.)

And earlier today, Heisenberg got her lady bits snipped. That cost $400.

What we learned: a dog’s eye checkup and a cat’s spaying costs about the same as getting seven human wisdom teeth pulled. In other words, pets are expensive.

Our apartment is turning into a poor house,

-Shady

I woke up this morning with one thought in mind…

…to take a photo of Mr. Fabulous in a lucha libre mask.

Sunday’s a success,

-Shady

I pass this sign every day…

…as I walk Mr. Fabulous down Crescent Heights Boulevard, and that honey bear bottle used to be in the walker’s hand.

Nice play, stranger. Nice play.

Wish I had thought of it,

-Shady

Happy seventh birthday to Mr. Fabulous!

Another year older,

-Shady

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

From all of us to all of you!

Sorry, but I probably won’t have Internet on the 31st,

-Shady

PS: Here’s an outtake.