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I mean, they must have, right? Because they’re finally leaving!
Yeah… fuck off, Bush. I don’t care if you’re not the president anymore; you’re still a world-class asshole in my book.
About fucking time,
…and I’m glad he’s dead.
In case you didn’t hear, new audio recordings were released today that captured Nixon stating that, not only did we clearly win the Vietnam War (according to a conversation he had with Bob Hope), but abortion should also be kept legal… in case a “black” and a “white” accidentally have a kid.
So if you find yourself with nothing to do and are looking for a grave to piss on, click here.
Dicky Trick,
Obama wants change… apparently for turtles and salamanders!
Nowadays, a lot of businesses are taking advantage of Obama’s popularity and… well, let me just show you.
A few miles away from our apartment is a small reptile store called Fish Reef Reptiles. Here’s their signage:
Located just below that sign is their front door, and directly next to said front door is this enormous hand-painted mural:
Forget about politics, support small business… and create the creepiest portrait of Barack Obama ever in the process.
I have to admit that a tiny part of me thinks this is disgusting. Thankfully, a huge part of me thinks it’s fucking awesome.
Barack Lobster,
PS: Just to be clear, I know a lobster isn’t a reptile, but “Barack Lobster” worked so much better than “Barack Gecko” or something like that. Please don’t email me calling me a moron.
