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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
“Oh, that sucks. You can’t be on crutches when you’re at a buffet.”
- Beth, 3/17/13
She’s got a point,
Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
Justin: “Wonder why there’s security outside. To stop shitheads?”
Kathy: “Or babies.”
- Kathy, 2/16/13
She’s going to make a wonderful mother,
Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
“This is a sweet mustard for white sausages. In Austria, they call it baby shit.”
- Georg (AKA Pudds), 2/11/13
If you saw it you’d know why,
Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
Löwenbräu Waiter: (setting Justin’s one-liter beer down) “One big beer.” (setting KB’s half-liter beer down) “One small beer.”
KB: “Come on, that’s a medium beer.”
Löwenbräu Waiter: “No, that’s a small beer. May I say what I think?”
KB: “Please.”
Löwenbräu Waiter: “That’s a pussy beer.”
- Löwenbräu Waiter, 2/9/13
I like the cut of his German jib,
Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
“You know what I want you to work on next, Shady? A Chewbacca biopic.”
- Georg (AKA Pudds), 2/8/13
Christ, I’ve missed that man,
Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
“You’ve got good muscles, man! Lets dance. Let’s fly like Sly and the Family Stone. Take me higher!”
- Crazy German Guy, after grabbing Shady’s arm, 2/7/13
Dance to the music,
Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
Carrie: ”What is it?”
Justin: ”A washcloth.”
Carrie: ”Okay, so, do you just eat it, or…?”
- Carrie, 1/28/13
Clearly, Carrie is new to Korean barbecue,
Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
Justin: ”Do you like meatloaf?”
Kathy nods.
Kathy: (singing) “Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear closer than they are! Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear closer than they are!”
- Kathy, 1/13/13
Wrong meatloaf,
Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
Justin: ”Man, you can’t let go of Daredevil.”
Erik: ”I can’t. It’s my Vietnam.”
- Erik, 1/13/13
Minus all the senseless death,
Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.
This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.
QUOTE BOARD:
Justin: “Let me read you this email I just got: ‘I dislike the chance of marring this night like an old granny with her handicraft on her knees. I am young and sexy and I want your male attention. Do you wish me to be obedient and nice, or do you want me to get over you and make you moan with delight? Enjoy my profile to start with and contact me. Let us make this night absolutely mind-blowing!‘”
Kathy: ”Is Bill writing you emails again?”
- Kathy, 1/5/13
I wish Bill would send me emails like that,
