Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Isn’t ‘Fruit Loops douche’ just another word for ‘people who vape?'”

– Milan, 7/3/18

The first text quote,

-Shady

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MY SNICKERS!

About time,

-Shady

Three. Wow.

You’re the bestest.

Much love,

-Dad

Sad.

Guess you really can’t go home again… with coffee,

-Shady

Yay! Mel!

…for stopping by for dinner last week!

The last time Mel saw Grey she was only three months old, and he’d never met West, so it was great to catch up.

Also, he gave me a sweet candy bar… but more on that later.

The wave of guests continues,

-Shady

You SURE this is for kids?

…but this one takes the cake.

I’m assuming that roughly translates to “guru of the butthole.”

Just a guess,

-Shady

If you say so, pal.

Okay,

-Shady

Another Kelsey visit!

…for visiting us last week!

She then traveled east to go west,

-Shady

…of the new theme is up! Here it is:

Check out all of the headers (so far) here,

-Shady

I did!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Fuck you, Paul Manafort!

Feel free to send Paul a BWA-HAHAHAHA! at:

Paul Manafort
c/o Northern Neck Regional Jail
P.O. Box 1060
Warsaw, VA
22572

Let him rot,

-Shady

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