Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “What are you watching?”

KB: “Florence and the Henderson are… wait, I mean….”

– KB, while lying in bed watching a video of a live performance of Florence + The Machine, 5/26/16

The Brady days are over,

-Shady

Owner of the Cocula!

…of this restaurant.

Still funny,

-Shady

Guess that's that then.

Only took eight months,

-Shady

Seeriusly?

Everyone needs a spellchecker,

-Shady

For Christ's sake.

Not even close,

-Shady

It's like "Where's Waldo?" but minus Waldo.

You might be on it,

-Shady

The rubber taco is in my pocket.

Yep,

-Shady

…but something tells me they still haven’t worked out all of the bugs on the mobile version of their site.

Ummm....

...no...

...not even close.

I’d actually go see those bands,

-Shady

What to eat, what to eat? Salad or... that hockey puck of Rainbow Brite's vomit?

…it’s gonna be hard for me to choose what to eat!

That dessert should be studied,

-Shady

Also in memory of Grandma Hi-Guy!

…for this housewarming gift of hedgehog salt and pepper shakers!

In memory of Lenox,

-Shady

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