Little did Colleen know that Tom hadn’t brought her to the flea market to look for old gas station signs like he had said, but to ask for her hand in marriage.

It’s probably happened,

-Shady

Aite, Boston. See you soon.

Mr. Fabulous is watching Grey,

-Shady

Thanks to the Campbells…

…for stopping by for Thai food and booze!

Grey had a kid-tastic weekend,

-Shady

Hey! I married these folks in January!

I mean, I married them to each other. I didn’t personally marry them.

Anyway, I can marry people now, so bring it!

I can also officiate funerals,

-Shady

Thanks to the Schleichers…

…for visiting us this past weekend!

Grey was napping when that was taken, and only appears in a pic on KB’s phone.

First set of two kids,

-Shady

Based on the headline, who died: the jogger or the raccoon? I’ll tell you if you’re right.

Discuss,

-Shady

Our good friend Dave Theune…

…just showed up in a segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Dig it!

I’d be pleased as punch if Theune were my stepfather,

-Shady

Get the July 2017 issue of “Chicago” magazine…

…to read a short sidebar I wrote for them called Bluestown vs. Brewtown.

And yes, I feel horribly guilty about writing this one. But, hey, at least I got to bag on that human turd Sheriff David Clarke.

You can also read it here. It’s at the bottom of the article.

Gonna get some shit from my family for this one,

-Shady

Hey, members of the mitilary!

Be sure to get your 10% discount!

Sorry, but members of the military don’t qualify.

Dotting your I’s and crossing your L’s,

-Shady

I’ve heard of tornados and sharknados…

…but never hamonados.

It’s the most delicious natural disaster you’ll ever find yourself in,

-Shady