…if these Congress cocksuckers give these car company assholes a bailout, I will NEVER, EVER buy a Ford, Chrysler or GM product. Even if they build them to run entirely on dreams and popcorn, and are selling them for a dollar, I STILL won’t buy one of their hunks of shit.

Not that I’ll be able to buy one anyway because, even with a bailout, they’re all still going to fail. But if for some reason they get bailed out, are able to pick up the pieces and manage to survive this clusterfuck, they will never get one dime of my money.

Do the world a favor and buy a Honda,