…is tainted.

Why? Because I just suffered through “Rachel Getting Married,” which was about as exciting as watching the preparations for a real-life wedding.

The good parts: Fab Five Freddy was in it for about a minute.

The bad parts: The rest.

Andrew Stanton, where are you now?

Can’t wait for the sequel: “Rachel Getting Half Of Her Soon-To-Be-Ex-Husband’s Shit,”