“The Wrestler” (Fox Searchlight)

1. Mickey Rourke is totally believable as Jake “The Snake” Roberts.

2. You get to see Marisa Tomei naked a lot. A TON. And even at 45, she’s rockin’ shit.

3. You’ll never look at a meat slicer the same way again.

4. Great ending. All of Hollywood could learn something from this ending.

RATING: 17 painkillers and 1 really awkward bathroom sex scene

24-inch pythons,