…which clearly sucks.

But that alone isn’t Blarg-worthy. What is Blargy-worthy is this:

My landlord just stopped by to assess the situation and said to me, “I have to go out to my car and get my cell phone so I can call the water suck people.”

Whoa. I think I just figured out the name of my new band.

I ain’t no water suck person,

-Shady