“Che” (IFC Films)

1. I’m sorry, but clocking in at over four hours long (a mind-blowing 269 minutes, to be exact), I just couldn’t get through this movie. If someone made a movie about MY LIFE and it was over four hours long, I probably wouldn’t even be able to sit through that; so don’t take it personally, Che lovers. If you have nothing better to do than sit on your ass for four hours, by all means, see it. Then email me and let me know how it was, because from what little I saw (and by “little” I mean around an hour and a half) it was S-L-O-W and boring with a capital BORING!

Sorry, Soderbergh. I usually dig your stuff.

Zzzz,

-Shady