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…a tiny little dude riding around in a circle on the back of a horse:

-Shady

-Shady

-Shady

Wanna win some free stuff? Don’t we all.

This contest is for items from the Sundance Channel show “Spectacle: Elvis Costello with…”

Elvis Costello with...

The prize pack includes:

– Keen/Sundance bag
– Pair of speakers
– T-shirt
– Notebook
– Sigg/Sundance Thermos

Elvis Costello with...
All items are eco-friendly.

To enter, email me here with your name, age and address. Winners will be notified. Losers won’t. Heh.

Learn more about “Spectacle: Elvis Costello with…” here.

Elvis has entered the building,

-Shady

…all from his new album “The Renaissance.”

“ManWomanBoogie”

“Gettin’ Up”

“Move”

“Renaissance Rap”

Feel free to put ’em in your ears!

Cotton swabby,

-Shady

…but this one takes the weirdo cake:

From: Terry Jerry [jeritery@outgun.com]
Sent: Thu 1/15/2009 5:45 AM
Subject: GENERAL INQUIRIES

Hello good day. My mailing this sith is to get some information on how I can use my soul in exchange for money.

I will be very grateful if you can help me with some useful information.

Waiting to read from you.

Thank

Wow, Thank… or Terry Jerry… or whoever.

You’re emailing me this sith? Isn’t that a Star Wars thing? (High-five, Jocco!) And you’re waiting to read from me?

I have to be honest, Thank, but I think selling your soul for money should be the least of your worries. You should sell your soul for literacy. Or a clue.

Thanks for the email, though. It made getting up this sith totally worth it.

-Shady

Dead.

Andrew Wyeth, Turkey Pond, 1944

Andrew Wyeth, Turkey Pond, 1944

Andrew Wyeth, Master Bedroom, 1965

Andrew Wyeth, Master Bedroom, 1965

Andrew Wyeth, Christina's World, 1948

Andrew Wyeth, Christina's World, 1948

-Shady

-Shady

…just because I was looking them up and thought I’d share.

-Shady

You and the Little Mermaid can go fuck yourselves.

And make sure the door hits you in the ass on your way out. Fucker.

-Shady

Old Poop!