Fact #1: Nine Inch Nails is one of my favorite bands ever.

Fact #2: I have some man-love issues for Trent Reznor that I’m totally at peace with.

Fact #3: Nine Inch Nails is currently on their last tour ever (at least until they have a reunion tour in ten years).

Fact #4: The last ten concert dates have been announced, including four final shows in Los Angeles at small(ish) venues.

Fact #5: I will be attending at least ONE of these shows. Preferably the final show on September 6th at the Echoplex.

Fact #6: I will be both happy and sad.

Here are the last ten NIN tour dates ever (but probably not):

8/22/09 NY, NY Bowery Ballroom
8/23/09 NY, NY Webster Hall
8/25/09 NY, NY Terminal 5
8/26/09 NY, NY Terminal 5
8/28/09 Chicago, IL Aragon Ballroom
8/29/09 Chicago, IL Aragon Ballroom
9/2/09 Los Angeles, CA Hollywood Palladium
9/3/09 Los Angeles, CA Henry Fonda Theatre
9/5/09 Los Angeles, CA The Wiltern
9/6/09 Los Angeles, CA Echoplex

I’d tell you how to purchase tickets but you might get ’em before I do,