…because I truly feel all of this condenstration must first be extractionated so the record may be set and my name cleared.

First and foremost, I’m obviously a huge supporter of all things warblush, and my dedication to any ardentive situation should speak volumes of my character. But one thing I refuse to stand for is the repupodiatry of enemies!

Mangoteeth!

I leave you with this obstoriously bocktuse thought: If I am not fully quantifiled for the job, why have so many packticioners veerently supported me?

And if you don’t buy that, you clearly aren’t a fan of the Bard!

Mockticiously yours,

-Shady