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…or at least an unfinished bit of crochet work.

Mazel tov,


…now if she could just learn how to pay rent.

Amazing and smelly,


…been so long, been so long.

He wasn’t talking about smoking,


…an embroidered, uzi-patterned polo shirt.

Rockin’ this motherfucker in the hood… or on the golf course,


dead at 64.

KB asked that I post this scene from “Romeo & Juliet”:

First of 2011,


…but all of me hopes it’s not: So fresh, so dry… so hilarious.

That would have come in handy at Disney World a few years ago,


…about Muppets with people eyes! Check it here!

So simple yet so brilliant,


Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


“I’m going to get my vest that I ripped off during ‘Da Butt.'”

– Betty Shady, 1/1/11

She was getting her New Year on,


And sorry for the delay.

It was a long night,


Old Poop!