…that transcribes her voicemails and then sends them to her in an email.
This past weekend, she got this transcribed voicemail emailed to her:
I guess soon. Can you call me back. I just wanna make sure that I got, saw total number of addresses and then again I’m I send you all the address. Been a busy got wall, but I think you sent me that address. And that’d be fine. Hey somebody by the name of phone so I can get one yeah Myer long. I think I even one more. So I just wanna double talking debit card, alright. Thank you will type stuff injury now and then I wanted to know if is, but that L also stuff in the form or Nazi patch you through it but I know it’s Anna, and you know. So, alright call. Thank you.
I guess an illiterate psychopath called her,
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May 31, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Pauly
Sorry about that. Tell her I won’t call again!
June 1, 2011 at 7:59 am
Tiggins
I wonder how you “Nazi patch” through something.
June 1, 2011 at 9:33 am
jshady
Oh, you don’t want to know, Tiggins. Don’t. Want. To. Know.
June 1, 2011 at 11:14 am
Bob Steib
I got a text to land line call, which made sense because it talked about
avoiding a speed trap in Lake Mills, WI, but unfortunately it went to the
wrong phone number at fucking 6:15 AM.
Sometimes technology really sucks.
June 1, 2011 at 11:22 am
jshady
Heard that. Know what else sucks? When family members can’t remember that there’s a two-hour difference between Chicago and L.A. and they call you at 7AM. Right, Annette?
June 1, 2011 at 4:14 pm
KB
Silly. Annette doesn’t read your blog.
June 1, 2011 at 4:22 pm
jshady
I know. She doesn’t know how time change works, how is she expected to understand something as cofangled as the Internet?