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I’m not a sports fan, but this is pretty awesome.

Go Brewers!

Twenty-nine long years,

-Shady

…right here:

Rick Santorum, former senator/current neologism of Pennsylvania, then went on to say that the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” was granting homosexuals special rights. Seriously. A transcript of what he said during the debate:

“I would say any type of sexual activity has no place in the military. The fact they are making a point to include it as a provision within the military, that we are going to recognize a group of people and give them a special privilege to, and removing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, I think tries to inject social policy into the military.”

To anyone who has a problem with gays serving in the military, I encourage you to sign up. Let’s see if your balls match your big mouth.

To everyone else, remember what this party represents next November.

They might look angry but they’re just scared,

-Shady

…for this “OC Weekly” article.

Bring on the ignorant hate,

-Shady

…Kenya AA Nyeri!

Just as our Anodyne from Jodi runs out,

-Shady

…for this “OC Weekly” article.

Way to ruin Animal Kingdom,

-Shady

…be sure to head on out and help celebrate the ten-year anniversary of The Midnite Show (AKA Cock ‘N’ Toast) with a bunch of my good friends.

Read more about the anniversary event here.

Wishing I was home,

-Shady

dead at 17.

Good riddance,

-Shady

…but the “Honk if you like warm buns!” that got cut off is fantastic, too.

My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got warm buns, hon,

-Shady

…but I’m flattered that a few of you thought it was during last night’s Emmys.

My name will be up there someday soon,

-Shady

Thanks to Shawn for this one,

-Shady

Old Poop!