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Binders! Of women!

That and a shitload of money, I guess,


…bought us a little man riding a pig made of marzipan!

Little man on a marzipan pig!

Except now he’s just a little man.

Little man. Just a sad little man.

Eat the pig, eat the pig,


Johnny Cash stamp from the USPS

Can’t wait to buy a sheet,


…wrote and produced a short film titled Civilian.

Civilian is based on the hypnosis sessions of Dr. Benjamin Simon and Betty Hill, which were conducted after the alleged alien abductions of the Hills in 1961.

Check out the short:

And if you’re interested in learning more about the abductions, click here.

Don’t probe me, bro,


…a specific art print from the Little Friends of Printmaking in Milwaukee for years now. Specifically, the “This Boy is a Hero” print, which is inspired by the pet store rescue scene in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure.

The Little Friends of Printmaking's print "This Boy is a Hero"...

Last week, our good friend Carrie came to visit, and look what she brought me! now mine!

And the weirdest part is that she had no clue I had been wanting it for years.

Pretty awesome.

Thanks, Carrie! I’m going to start wanting a million dollars next, so be sure to bring that with you next time!

Think and ye shall receive,



Christ, this is a long process,


…who previously made this Macklemore “Thrift Shop” parody, has a new video up called “No Bromo.”

Check it out:

Michael Jackson isn’t dead,


Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


Carrie: “What is it?”

Justin: “A washcloth.”

Carrie: “Okay, so, do you just eat it, or…?”

– Carrie, 1/28/13

Clearly, Carrie is new to Korean barbecue,


…last week, and we were able to experience the “Can’t Look Away: The Lure of Horror Film” exhibition while we were there.

The exhibition was great and included a bunch of great horror memorabilia (including Simon Pegg’s “You’ve Got Red On You” shirt from Shaun of the Dead), but the coolest part of the exhibition was a soundproof scream booth, where visitors could document an image of them screaming at the top of their lungs.

Obviously, KB and I did it.

Here is KB:

EMP: "Can't Look Away: The Lure of Horror Film" - KB

And this is mine:

EMP: "Can't Look Away: The Lure of Horror Film" - Shady

Learn more about the “Can’t Look Away: The Lure of Horror Film” exhibition here.



…and I like ’em.




Old Poop!