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…does it?

Single-handedly kicking fucking ass!

Still have yet to see that movie,

-Shady

Nick Stern/Banksy

Neither is Nick Stern.

Can’t wait to see the recreation of the dog pissing,

-Shady

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De-classifieds,

-Shady

…in this James Bond parody.

He dies good,

-Shady

I’ve owned this beautiful dog/shotgun mug for a long time. It has sat on my desk, holding my pencils and pens, for more than a decade.

RIP: My Beautiful Dog/Shotgun Mug

It sat there throughout almost the entire run of Tastes Like Chicken.

It sat there on the day I brought Mr. Fabulous home from the shelter.

It even sat there on September 11th, 2001. (I remember that one especially because we’re never supposed to forget.)

But last week, as KB and I hung out in the living room, our new nightmare (to be read: Heisenberg) jumped up on my desk in the office and pushed my beautiful dog/shotgun mug onto the floor. On purpose. Or so I assume.

The result… is tragic.

Sigh...

...and sigh again.

Why, Heisenberg? Why?!?

Thankfully, after a quick Google search of “dog” and “shotgun” and “mug,” I found two eBay entries selling similar mugs. This one is close, but this one is a dead ringer! High-five!

What’s that? Did I buy either of them? Ummm… no. I mean, it’s cool and all, but I’m not sure it’s worth $20 or $35, respectively.

Still… DAMN YOU, HEISENBERG!

The end of an era… or at least the end of a beautiful dog/shotgun mug,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “Do you like meatloaf?”

Kathy nods.

Kathy: (singing) “Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear closer than they are! Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear closer than they are!”

– Kathy, 1/13/13

Wrong meatloaf,

-Shady

Heisenberg's script masterpiece.

She’s gonna win an Oscar,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “Man, you can’t let go of Daredevil.”

Erik: “I can’t. It’s my Vietnam.”

– Erik, 1/13/13

Minus all the senseless death,

-Shady

This month we’re getting fancy with a bottle of Veuve Clicquot!

Liquor of the Month: January = Veuve Clicquot!

The third one,

-Shady

Another dog rescued!

That’s dog #7 in a little over four years,

-Shady

Old Poop!