…have visited the doctor or vet.

On Monday, Mr. Fabulous visited the vet for an eye irritation. It cost us $140.

On Tuesday, I got three wisdom teeth ripped out of my skull. That cost us $73. (Apparently, we have very good insurance.)

And earlier today, Heisenberg got her lady bits snipped. That cost $400.

CAT FROM MARS! CAT FROM MARS!

What we learned: a dog’s eye checkup and a cat’s spaying costs about the same as getting seven human wisdom teeth pulled. In other words, pets are expensive.

Our apartment is turning into a poor house,

-Shady