Investigation Discovery: "The Network You Should Pray To God You're Never Featured On"

…especially with this terrifying lineup of shows:

Catch My Killer
Dates From Hell
Evil Twins
Hookers: Saved on the Strip
Karma’s a Bitch
Nightmare Next Door
Redrum
Stalked: Someone’s Watching
Swamp Murders
The Devil You Know
Wives with Knives

My life is more like OWN’s daytime lineup,

-Shady