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Law-breaking ticket pig!

…get out of his car while talking loudly on his cell phone.

He walked over to the car he’s pulling away from and gave it a ticket for parking on the wrong side of the street during a two-hour street sweeping period.

While still talking on his cell phone, he got back in his car and pulled off. For those of you who don’t live in Los Angeles, this is also illegal and warrants a $162 ticket.

I’m thinking about sending the city a citizen’s ticket with his car number in the memo area.

Fuck the (ticket) police,

-Shady

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Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

Justin: “Yeah! I’m killing it on Teen Jeopardy!”

Kathy: “Yeah! You’re thirty-something!”

– Kathy8/26/13

Still got this one wrong,

-Shady

"What is a boner, Alex?"

I didn’t get this one right,

-Shady

Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.

QUOTE BOARD:

“Ewww. How could you kiss Tara Reid?”

– Erik, while seeing a bloody Ian Ziering kiss Tara Reid in Sharknado8/22/13

He speaks truth,

-Shady

Our little caterpillar buddy!

Not enough room for a fourth pet,

-Shady

"Fucking Awesome Banana Bread" by Dima

He doesn’t even know it,

-Shady

The Rosemary’s Baby of fast-food commercials,

-Shady

Ron Monster Beer

…like beer-making father.

Can’t wait to taste his first batch,

-Shady

…in her right eye about a month ago, which means she’ll be receiving six eyedrops a day, every day, for the rest of her life.

Now, these eyedrops are pricey—approximately $150 a month—so KB and I have been considering some other options.

MIST-ARRRGGGHHH FABULOUS!

Now we just have to replace one of her paws with a hook,

-Shady

…is both horrifying and depressing all at the same time.

Enjoy!

Seriously never picking my phone up again while driving,

-Shady