First, we received a year’s worth of Alterra Coffee! Then, we received even more!

Those gifts were followed by quarterly beers and monthly liquors!

But our shipments of monthly goodies isn’t over yet, because my mom just gave me a Toilet Paper of the Month subscription!

Or, more accurately, she’s just gonna mail us a four-pack of different toilet paper every month. This gift was in response to the horrible single-ply tragedy that unfortunately struck our apartment a few months ago.

For the first month, we’ve been treated to four rolls of Quilted Northern Ultra Soft & Strong (with Cleanstretch)!

Toilet Paper of the Month: Quilted Northern Ultra Soft & Strong (with Cleanstretch)!

Thanks, Mom!

The gift that keeps on wiping,

-Shady