…but I’ve seen Return of the Jedi a few times in my life.

Last night, our friends had it on during a Food Night they were hosting.

In the scene where Luke, Han, and the rest of the gang get snatched up in the Ewoks’ net in the middle of the forrest, I noticed something I had never seen before. I’m not sure what it was supposed to be, but for a brief second, as the net is spinning around, you catch a glimpse of something that looks like… well, to be honest, I’m not sure what it looks like.

My best guess would be that it looks like someone shoved a pair of monster dentures into a white-tailed deer’s asshole, and then Super Glued two googly eyes on either side of the tail.

Here, take a look for yourself:

Deer asshole with monster dentures and googly eyes!

If that’s not what it is, I have a full head of hair.

Those movies were way more low-budget than I thought,