Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


Justin: “I always liked that guy. Admiral Ackbar. Oh, and Pussy Lips.”

Kathy: “Wait… that’s not a real character, is it?”

– Kathy, who has never seen Return of the Jedi before, 12/1/13

She’s a keeper,


PS: In her defense, we were talking about Nien Nunb:

Pussy Lips