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…when we went to Berlin, so I had to buy a new one once we got there.

He's the one they call Dr. Best!

I picked up a Dr. Best toothbrush, which sounds like the title of a hair metal song.

Yesterday, I used it to clean off the posts of our car battery,

-Shady

Prominent Zitcomfort!

Still not sure what they do,

-Shady

…on our way from Berlin to Brussels.

We were in the country for about a half hour and made only one stop to fill up the tank and grab some snacks from a grocery store that sells everything from produce to life-sized gorilla statues.

Only in the Netherlands can you buy a life-size gorilla statue in a grocery store.

The store also had this highly offensive sign hanging from its ceiling.

Uh...

Far more interesting (and racist) than I imagined,

-Shady

Guys

Inside were these three addresses written on tiny scraps of paper.

Addresses

Let the theories begin,

-Shady

…but I’m slowly getting better.

Stolen glass from À la Mort Subite in Brussels.

On our most recent trip, I only stole this one glass from À la Mort Subite (French for “a sudden death”) in Brussels. Mort Subite is a spontaneous fermentation beer, sometimes better known as a lambic.

I didn’t order the drink (it was actually a framboise for KB), but figured it was a good glass to snag.

One step at a time,

-Shady

Apparently, Vanilla Ice is now so desperate that he comes out and performs every time someone orders a brownie at this restaurant in Berlin.

Dessert dessert, baby!

Such a long fall from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze,

-Shady

…to bite a radish that has been carved into the shape of a swan in half with a guy you have a bromance with, you just have to jump at the chance.

One...

...two...

...three!

You’ll forever be my radish swan sharer, Pudds.

See you in a year… hopefully,

-Shady

Back from Belgium!

…but we were in Germany and Belgium for two weeks.

The good news is I’m back, so look for a plethora of posts pronto.

So many Ps,

-Shady

RESTUARANT!

Hey, they’re making Ethiopian food, not writing poetry,

-Shady

Free parking, kids!

Staying off the road in between naps,

-Shady

Old Poop!