…which I had never done before. Obviously.

I’m not a good bowler by any means; every once in awhile I’ll break the 100 mark, but that’s probably as good as I get. But that’s with regular bowling. I thought that with bumper bowling I might be able to close in on the 200 mark!

I was wrong.

We bowled in this order (followed by our ages in parentheses): Audrey (3), Anthony (6), KB (ageless), me (37). Here are our scores:

I'm the worst.

I got my ass stomped by a six-year-old (and KB), and beat a three-year-old by only 11 points. Sigh.

Never was good at sports,