Something tells me you're NOT a cop. Bitch.

That’s what the driver of the above car yelled at KB when she turned left in front of him (legally) at a four-way stop.

Because, you know, all cops yell that kind of shit at people out their windows… of their green car with “SECURITY” written down its side… and an ad for an Ethiopian restaurant stuck to its roof.

He seriously had a parking ticket on his windshield last week,