…AKA The Roach, AKA Neckbone Beth, AKA Mogadishu, AKA Manimal, AKA James Leigh, AKA The Tiny Ninja Hider, etc.

No matter which name you go by, you’ll always be my little sister.

Still adorable...

...after 34 years!

Love you!

Clearly, you’ve aged better than I have,

-Brother