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Reich or treat!

One and the same if you asked me,


…so I’ve seen my fair share of different foods being placed on a stick.

I have never, however, seen this:

No... fucking... way.

Fuck no… on a stick,


WHEN there is a fire?!?

They clearly know something we don’t,


Don't call me white!

And they’re not that far off.

I do own that hat,


Hope that wasn't used for my fish and chips an hour earlier.

…but at the top of that list is a bathroom stall in a Hong Kong restaurant.

I just threw up in your mouth,


…when I see them out in public, but when you run into a member of the Jackson 5 in Hong Kong of all places, I’m pretty sure you’re obligated to ask for a photo.

He wants me back!

In my defense, he was wearing a Jackson 5 jacket… which is kind of asking for it,



…but I’m pretty sure I’ll pass.

I prefer my meats non-streaky,


…KB and I will be on our way to Hong Kong!


Which may or may not technically be a part of China!


Our last trip for awhile,


Got that, healthy motherfuckers?!?

But I prefer to do my pushups in a parking garage,


Yummy Chicago coffee from Marla!

…for bringing us this yummy coffee goodness from Chicago!

Although… she drank most of it,


Old Poop!