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So. Much. Awesome.

…for this Myspace article! Dig it!

That photo is amazing on so many levels,


Dag, yo!

Thanks to my good friend Jamie for sending this photo my way.





Put him back where I found him,


Bag o' douche!

One pair of truck nuts away from being the worst human on Earth,



He’s everywhere,


Officially can't use iTunes Match anymore.

Ripping music… and buying external hard drives,



And it’s not even noon,


Back when I was living in Columbus, Ohio my friends and I started a quote wall. Whenever a bit of brilliance (or otherwise) poured out of someone’s mouth, somebody would yell “Quote!” thus nominating it for Quote Board status. The quote then had to be seconded by someone (it almost always was), and then it would be written down to be forever immortalized on the Quote Board.

This is the modern day equivalent of that classic piece of my past.


Justin: “I think Taken 3 was worse than Taken 2, which is saying a lot.”

KB: “Eh… I like that the wife died.”

– KB, 4/19/15

She’s an anti-wife wife,


Leonardo? Raphael? Michel-- ah, fuck it!

Barely even looks like a teenager,



Yeah, it was that kind of party,


Old Poop!