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Yesterday,

-Shady

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That was fast,

-Shady

Farewell, Roscoe’s and Cholos hats.

I’ll always have the memories… and you’ll always have my sweat,

-Shady

Mr. Potato Head is on the loose, y’all.

Protect all your parts,

-Shady

Today was a good day.

Next stop: Losing gubernatorial reelection,

-Shady

I don’t know what I’m more shocked by…

…the fact that it’s been 30 years since Garbage Pail Kids came out, or that this pack cost me four fucking dollars.

Both are insane,

-Shady

Sat down with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Brolin, Jason Clarke, John Hawkes, Michael Kelly, Emily Watson, and Baltasar Kormáku to talk “Everest”…

…for a two-part MySpace article!

Check out the first part here, and then read the second part here.

That’s a lot of folks,

-Shady

Last weekend, I helped my awesome sister move up to the Bay Area.

It will suck not living in the same city as her, but I’m so happy that she’s finally returning to a place she’s talked about moving back to ever since she left nearly 15 years ago.

Also, I love the Bay Area! So now I have another reason to visit! Thanks, Beth!

One Shady moved… six to go,

-Shady

I’m less concerned with her flabby underarm and more concerned with the skeletal creepiness of her forearm.

Also, when was Scott Walker ever a nice guy?

She should definitely get that checked out,

-Shady

This is Grey doing what she does best.

Not the smiling… wait for it,

-Shady