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Santina!

…for this Myspace article! Dig it!

I miss Lita,

-Shady

Where's Shady?!?

…for coming to visit (and meet Grey) all the way from Fort Worth, Texas!

I didn’t show up in the photo… because I’m a vampire,

-Shady

I know who I'm NOT going as for Halloween this year.

Looks more like Colonel Sanders,

-Shady

Ellyde and Darnell in Los Angeles!

…visited all the way from New York!

We only hang out in Chicago, New York, and Los Angeles… in that order,

-Shady

Vince is gonna kill him.

I know it might seem like I sit at home all day long, drinking beer and updating The Blarg, but the truth is I spend much of my day writing.

Lately, most of my writing has been on long-form projects. Because of this, I sometimes write a short (most times comedic, other times not so much) to break up the monotony of those longer projects. But while these shorts are fun to write as an exercise, nobody ever really gets to read them.

To remedy this, I’ve decided to share them here. I’m doing this for two reasons:

1. I like to share! That, and it’s better than having them sit on my computer.

2. It’s my hope that someone might be inspired to actually do something creative with them. Want to film one as a short? Awesome. Interested in animating one? Go for it. Feel like performing one live onstage? I dare you. All I ask is that you give me credit where it’s due, and (if possible) send me a copy of the final product.

The twenty-second of Shady’s Shorts is called “Make It, Reigns!” Full disclosure: If you’re not a regular watcher of WWE wrestling you might not get the joke.

Download it by clicking below.

DOWNLOAD “MAKE IT, REIGNS!”

Number twenty-one,

-Shady

“Make It, Reigns!” is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. Created by Justin Shady, ©2015.

Thanks for the (bathroom) memories, Jim and Patty!

I’m reminded of this every time I take a dump.

Wonder if they’re still together… and who they are/were,

-Shady

Where's his trombone?

…for this Myspace article! Dig it!

Thanks to Salomon for the lead,

-Shady

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?

I know it might seem like I sit at home all day long, drinking beer and updating The Blarg, but the truth is I spend much of my day writing.

Lately, most of my writing has been on long-form projects. Because of this, I sometimes write a short (most times comedic, other times not so much) to break up the monotony of those longer projects. But while these shorts are fun to write as an exercise, nobody ever really gets to read them.

To remedy this, I’ve decided to share them here. I’m doing this for two reasons:

1. I like to share! That, and it’s better than having them sit on my computer.

2. It’s my hope that someone might be inspired to actually do something creative with them. Want to film one as a short? Awesome. Interested in animating one? Go for it. Feel like performing one live onstage? I dare you. All I ask is that you give me credit where it’s due, and (if possible) send me a copy of the final product.

The twenty-first of Shady’s Shorts is called “I Want To Do This To Linda Perry One Day.” Yes, that Linda Perry of 4 Non Blondes fame.

Download it by clicking below.

DOWNLOAD “I WANT TO DO THIS TO LINDA PERRY ONE DAY”

Number twenty,

-Shady

“I Want To Do This To Linda Perry One Day” is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. Created by Justin Shady, ©2015.

Sometimes it's a tutu!

What a fop,

-Shady

"MKE" babies: Grey & Kaya!

"MKE" babies: Grey & Kaya!

Grey looks like she could eat Kaya,

-Shady

Old Poop!