Wait a minute… you mean to tell me these assorted dog biscuits are for DOGS?!?

Shit. I’ve been feeding ’em to Grey for months now.

That explains why she started barking,

-Shady

I’m taking this sour cream to the fucking opera!

I like culture on my enchiladas,

-Shady

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

They all float,

-Shady

Another year! More headers from “The Blarg”!

In 2009, I gave you these.

In 2010, these.

In 2011, these.

In 2012, these.

In 2013, these.

And last year, I gave you these.

And now, with another year of Blarg headers behind us, I give you these:

And then there were seven,

-Shady

Four years ago…

…I was fortunate enough to marry this little lady.

Since then, we traveled all over the world, picked up another cat along the way, and became parents. I can’t wait to see what comes next.

Happy anniversary, KB. Love you.

-Justin

Wrote about fired wrestlers who should return…

…for this MySpace article! Dig it!

Be sure to check out the anonymous troll in the comments section,

-Shady

Thanks to Erik, Robyn, and the Gerrys for meeting us out for dinner!

And for picking up the bill,

-Shady

My dad sent me some old photos of us together!

Here we are in October 1976. I’m one month old.

And here we are in April 1977. I’m around seven months old.

I had more hair back then,

-Shady

I don’t know about you guys…

…but I think Audrey looks amazing for 67.

I look older than that right now,

-Shady

Hey, kids!

Color me and my beer while you’re eating your grilled cheese sandwich and fries!

Chicago kids are hardcore,

-Shady